Yes, it's another note to myself.
Dear Self,
Next time you take your driver's license and credit cards out of your wallet and put them into your camera case (I did this for the hockey game) make sure you put them back into your wallet before you attempt to go food shopping. Imagine how silly that would be. Oh wait, you don't have to imagine. You were a dumb ass and went to the store and spent a good 45 minutes strolling the aisles looking for good healthy eats for the week. You stood in line. You unloaded your entire cart in an organized fashion...you know, like you always do with all the boxes together, all the produce together, all the frozen together, etc. The cashier starts to reach for your first item and you open you wallet only to realize it is empty minus all the other crap you carry around in there. You uttered a bad word (thankfully the kids weren't there), you turned a brilliant shade of red, and you unloaded the groceries back into your cart in an orderly fashion. You drove 20 minutes home, grabbed your cards and drove 20 minutes back. Did you learn your lesson? I hope so...if not, read this message again frequently and learn from your mistakes.
Thanks,
Self
Time to Say Goodbye
10 years ago
2 comments:
haha I'm so sorry for your misery, but at least you have an entertaining note to look back on :D
ive done that twice at slavemart. first time i went out to the car and ran back in to the glowering looks of those behind me in line. i told her to suspend the transaction and i would come back and stand in line but she didnt, she waited for me to come back in. the second time it happened i just abandoned the stuff at the line and went to winn dixie instead.
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